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It pisses me off that some dickless bitchass has nothing better to do than try random url's until they find something they can fuck with. Dude, go shoot some heroin or something, hopefully you'll overdose.

Today is the second time I'm going to post some real porn. People keep sending me bundles of it asking me to post it; So for all of the people out there that want to see some sexy bitches getting filled with sausages, here you go:

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If you still haven't had your fix, this page has been archived and can be found here, which of course means that the Sexy Bitch Archive has also been updated. Click here for more sexy bitches than you can shake a stick at.

NEW GAME ALERT!

I have been given a flash game by the gentlemen at wellcoolstuff to feature here on druglife. The game is pretty damn cool, and by far the best bong simulation I've seen yet.

It's kind of tricky to get the hang of but with your goal being to get the hippy as high as possible, you become a pretty fast leaner.

The high scores function of the game isn't working due to some server difficulty but feel free to post your records in the forum if you feel the need to compete.

Still want more porn? Well, get it here as a limited time offer:

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And now for something completely different:

Is this site for real? They claim to deliver dope to your house in a way that makes it impossible for the cops/postal workers to open your package. Because of this it would seem as though they can get away with what they're doing. Do you think it's legit?

*The "Webmasters Only" section of the forum is up and running. If you're a Webmaster and want to know what it's about, contact me. If you're a Webmaster that I know and already a member of the forum, you can start using its resources as of now. Click here.

Some motherfucker fucked with the Top 24 and deleted all the sites. Don't bother signing up your site until I get some security. It should be all set up and secure as hell later today, until then just consider it closed.

Bastards.

The new Druglife Top 24 is up, check it out.

The new Druglife Forum is up, check it out.

And now for something completely different:

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I've been busy trying to get druglife running as it was before it went down. I believe that everything is working, and now that the Forum is up, all that is left is the Top 24 and then everything will be as it was.

I have spent some time organizing the Druglife Drunk-Off and came to a few conclusions; (1) I don't want my ugly mug on this page because the cops will probably be knocking on my door shortly after they get a look at me. (2) I think that a Drug-Off would be a hell of a lot more fun to take part in, and a hell of a lot more fun to watch. Shrooms, dope, booze... things would definitely get interesting. (3) I have to get my computer working and hooked up to the net at a friends house, where the contest will take place and I'm not sure if I can connect via dsl from another house.

In light of my brainstorming I have come up with a few solutions; (1) Wear a nifty Ninja Turtle mask, or fake nose. (2) Have a Drug-Off, instead of Drunk-Off. (3) Get off my ass and go try it.

Since the wheels are turning on this project I will soon be posting a "contestants" page which will outline all participants, their height and weight, and their drinking/drugging habits. I will also be setting up a voting system where you will be able to vote on who you think will win the contest. Remember, the "Pervert Witch Project" porno film is up for grabs. The winner will be sent the movie in plain brown packaging, still in its original box, with a special little gift from me inside.

To give me an idea of the contest viewer ship, and how many people would like to take part, drop me a little message saying your going to watch or vote. Let me know because there will be no contest if their isn't anyone watching or voting.

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The Sexy Bitch has been updated for the first time since my return, check it out. Also, the Sexy Bitch Archive is packed with girls just waiting for you to drool on them, check it out.

I've always found it interesting that as a parent you have the ability to raise your child with whatever morals (or lack of) you see fit. You could raise your kid as a complete psychopath if you wanted, or teach them that up is down and down is up.

My real fascination with this topic lies in the word "god". You could raise a child to think that their top-secret nickname was "god", and that it's so top-secret they should never tell anyone. Tell them that everyone knows, but they should never talk about it.

People talking about god, the dude in church talking about god... the child would think that they are all talking about him. What would happen to this child's world when they found out the truth?

This is stupid, never mind.

Free you@druglife.net e-mail addresses* up for grabs. Around 25 available; first come, first serve. Mail me for details.

[12:55am] Update. - Image viewer fixed.

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*Forwarding to any address, POP3 compatible; Hotmail, Yahoo, Outlook... etc.

I haven't had the pleasure of acid in my blood for months.

Yesterday I stumbled upon three hits and today everything is crooked. When on acid I can take in alcohol like it's water, and smoke like it's air. In the last 18 hours my body has been through more punishment than any body should have to endure, the difference is that my body likes it, and it craves more.

So here I sit, crooked mind, jumping brainwaves, and a craving for more. Soon it's time for the Easter gathering; Masses of family making me cringe. They sit and ask me about myself, and I sit and think about what it would be like to chew their faces off. What a different situation this would be if all of these people knew about my secret motive.

A celebration. Easter is the day we celebrate the death of Christ, or something like that. I like to think that the hoards of brainwashed zombies flooding the churches are going there to share their happiness, a world without god. Yes father, I'm happy he's dead too.

Last night things changed, everything is different now. I can't come close to knowing how to explain how I feel right now, but things seem twisted.

Do you ever think about what you'd want your last day on this planet to be like? What would you want to accomplish, who would you want to tell you cared, where would you want to go?

If my doctor called me today and said I had 24 hours to live I don't know exactly what would go down. I believe I'd eat a sheet of acid and go cop hunting. If the end is around the corner, you may as well make things interesting. Driving around the city with crowbars and my machete running cop cars off of the road and hacking up the cops if they survive the crash.

What's with all of this talk, these arn't my thoughts. Damn the demon that chases me around, farting and blaming other people. What did I ever do to it? I neglected it.

Unofficial date for the long awaited Druglife Drunk-Off: April 21, 2001.

Hi, my name is "Kyle" and it is a real pleasure to meet you.

Druglife Guestbook Entry:
By: big brother

this website is very creative however its kinda sad and pathetic "kyle" are you gonna do anything constructive w/yr life?..oh..wait..maybe youll make a new website w/some more of your loser friends..invent another fake name..and dedicate it to "your experience in rehab" make daddy proud.

That's a great idea! I've been trying to come up with an idea for another web site but have been stumped. I'll look into it but I have to get my ass shipped off to rehab before I could start it, damn. Thinking up "Kyle Bermer" was so god damned hard too... you have to help me think up a new fake name for the site, how's "Joe Bitch"?

The friends that I've accumulated over the years, and all the Drugallo's that read this site would have your head shoved up your ass before you could finish calling them losers. The Internet is a superb place for pussies.

I'm doing something very constructive with my life for your information; Just last week I signed up for a class that will have me set up as the dictator of Zimbabwe in just a few years.

PLANET DRUGLIFE

In office I will implement a mandatory drug consumption law and execute every cop in the country. DragKing will be my Minister of Finance, Molly will be my first lady, and Buzman will be my Chief Technology Officer (CTO). Stole is going to be my bodyguard, Bob is going to be the guy on the couch, and Ryan is going to be my personal dealer... because all great leaders have personal dealers.

I will change the name from Zimbabwe to Drugopia, and it will be populated with Druggalo's and crazy mother fuckers with afro's.

Reader Mail: Druglife
From: Paladine Subject: Billy's lit up

We had just dropped some gel tabs about 45minutes into watching Street Fighter II: the anime. At some point or another my friend Manuel figures that he can throw Hadukens (Fireball in Japanese) just like a character in the movie. So we get Billy's brothers cologne and douse are hands with it. After we're drenched, we light our selves, then try and throw the flames. Soon we figured that if we had wanted to throw Fireballs we would have to plan something more strategic. So Manuel, Keith, Billy, Josh, and I smoked a fatty while waiting for the trips to peak us out. Then we gather the tank of gasoline laying beside the house and ... Click here to read the rest!

Fucked up story man, very fucked up. I've done a lot of crazy shit when my mind was crooked, but nothing that resulted in me becoming a known arsonist.

And now for something completely different:

Why did druglife go down? What exactly happened?

My ex-host sy.net just up and disappeared. No warning, no access to my server to save anything, no explanation, nothing. Looks like the company went bankrupt or some shit, I like to think their office got bombed.

You'll be happy to know (probably don't even care) druglife is with a new host and shouldn't run into server problems again, unless I run out of cash of course. My new host has been VERY cool so far, if you're looking for a server to host your site you should check them out. Tell them Kyle sent you; www.outer-net.com

Everything from the old server was lost, but I plan on getting the druglife forum and Top 24 back up as soon as I can.

I believe that most of the links and sections are up and running. If you run into any problems please tell me so I can get them fixed.

I've spent way too long working on druglife today, I'm going out to get drunker than humanly possible now.

Straight up, word.