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Q:
How do I know if I'm ready for sex?
A: Ask your boyfriend.
He'll know when the time is right. When it comes
to love and sex, men are much more responsible,
since they're not as emotionally confused as women.
It's a proven fact.
Q:
Should I have sex on the first date?
A: YES. Before if
possible.
Q:
What exactly happens during the act of sex?
A: Again, this is
entirely up to the man. The important thing to
remember is that you must do whatever he tells
you without question. Sometimes, however, he may
ask you to do certain things that may at first
seem strange to you. Do them anyway.
Q:
How long should the sex act last?
A: This is a natural
& normal part of nature, so don't feel ashamed
or embarrassed. After you've finished making love,
he'll have a natural desire to leave you suddenly,
& go out with his friends to play golf. Or perhaps
another activity, such as going out with his friends
to the bar for the purpose of consuming large
amounts of alcohol & sharing a few personal thoughts
with his buddies. Don't feel left out - while
he's gone you can busy yourself by doing laundry,
cleaning the apartment, or perhaps even going
out to buy him an expensive gift. He'll come back
when he's ready.
Q:
What is "afterplay"?
A: After a man has
finished making love, he needs to replenish his
manly energy. "Afterplay" is simply a list of
important activities for you to do after lovemaking.
This includes lighting his cigarette, making him
a sandwich or pizza, bringing him a few beers,
or leaving him alone to sleep while you go out
and buy him an expensive gift.
Q: Does the size
of the penis matter?
A: Yes. Although
many women believe that quality, not quantity,
is important, studies show this is simply not
true. The average erect male penis measures about
three inches. Anything longer than that is extremely
rare and if by some chance your lover's sexual
organ is 4 inches or over, you should go down
on your knees and thank your lucky stars and do
everything possible to please him, such as doing
his laundry, cleaning his apartment and/or buying
him an expensive gift.
Q:
What about the female orgasm?
A: What about it?
There's no such thing. It's a myth.
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