The moment has arrived.

Before we start, here's how everything (works.) is ranked:

- The order they appear here is based on their rank on the Top 24.
- Sites are evaluated mainly by content, and features, but layout is also looked at. (Yea, right.)
- To the sites that got booted; Sorry, work on them a little and sign-up again; Or just go cry.
- Auto booted if: I couldn't figure out what the site was about, how to enter the fucking thing, the site is JUST and online store, or you didn't link to the Top 24.
- WEBMASTERS: PLEASE remember that the Top 24 is meant to be an e/n topsites listing. There were a few sites I really didn't want to delete, but had to to keep the list sending traffic to e/n type sites. (I hate the term e/n)
-I can't give a "bad" ranking, it would be like being a teacher.
-This is so stupid.
-I'm drunk and high.

	Site Name: Well Cool Stuff Description: Well cool stuff, including pipes, bongs, seeds, snorting stuff, legal highs, street and clubwear, novelty items, sex toys, poppers, e testing kits.
Content: Mainly a head shop. Layout: Nothing special. --Colors: It's not hard to look at. Features: A store where you can buy mad drug related shit, and custom flash games. Updates: No updates, it's not an e/n site. Though new stuff (games, pics, movies) seem to show up pretty often. Comments: There's more to this site than I have talked about, check it out. OVERALL - 7.5

Site Name: BUZMAN Description: FISTING - PICS OF YOUR MOM - AND THINGS YOU CAN'T UNSEE!

Content: Wickedly written E/N updates, pic's, movies, cams and more. Layout: Traditional, but Ver 3.0 is on it's way and I'm sure it will be impressive. --Colors: Fits together nicely. Features: 3 cam portals, cool updates, TONS of pics. Updates: Updated every other day, accept now that it's nice out. Comments: I know that this site is being completely done over and am very exicted about seeing the new version. OVERALL - 9.0

Site Name: Sticky Keys Ezine Description: An EroSatiric Post-Porn Zine, Mad Mag gone extreme porn

Content: Lots of articles and shit to read. Some cool pics too. Layout: Pretty easy to navigate after you get used to the colors. --Colors: Pink? Is that a link? Features: I repeat, LOTS of articles and shit to read. Updates: Looks like there are new articles added pretty often. Comments: This site seemed ugly at first. After looking around I saw that there was quite a bit to this site. Don't be fooled into thinking that because they're bad at web designers they're bad writers. OVERALL - 6.1

	Site Name: That Thin Line Description: That Thin Line is an everything/nothing site maintained by a group of fucked up kids that take pride in making your mom want to slit her wrists.
Content: Good updates. These guys seem twisted, and I like it. Layout: Cool. I've seen 2 or 3 layouts on this site already. Looks like they like change. --Colors: Nice. Features: Several "sections". Updates: Daily. Comments: I like the look of this site. Check it out. OVERALL - 7.8

	Site Name: Don't Mess Around Description: A stoner with a E/N site which contains: Almost daily rants ,babes in thongs ,pr0n,gore,movies,message board (please use )and so much more shit.
Content: Like it says, almost daily updates, pics... the usual. Layout: Could use a little work, but it fits together. --Colors: Not bad. Features: Sections, pics, writing. Updates: ...fucking hell... ALMOST DAILY! Comments: Could use a little work on how it looks, but I like what Rob has to say. OVERALL - 7.2

	Site Name: PisSsed Description: You want the latest on Movies, games, music and nice tits and ass? Well then what the FUCK are you waiting for?
Content: Updates, some articles. Layout: Cool, but only fits 1024x768. --Colors: Nice. Features: A bunch of stuff to look at, go check it out. Updates: Up to 4 a day. Comments: I like it. Check it out. OVERALL - 7.7

	Site Name: Ass Down Description: Germany´s no.1 harsh party-pix site! making mom´s proud worldwide.
Content: Lots (lots) of pictures of drunks and updates. Layout: Pretty damn cool. --Colors: It flows. Features: Top 42. Updates: Pretty much daily. No too e/n'ish. Comments: Good site and wow, it's from Germany. OVERALL - 7.5

	Site Name: The Vatican Has Collapsed Description: God damn you visit the bastard .
Content: Some pics, articles... stuff. Layout: Nothing special but nice. --Colors: Goes together well. Features: The Pope's world tour. Updates: Not really updated like an e/n site. Comments: The Pope's a clever guy, and he also post's on HTM. OVERALL - 7.0

	Site Name: We Hate Everyone Description: Before I die, I'm gonna fuck me a fish ___________ .
Content: E/N blog stuff. Layout: Seen it around but it works nice here --Colors: Easy to look at. Features: Can't even list them all. Lots to read.. Updates: Very often. Comments: I've never really gotten into visiting this site on a regular basis, but everytime I'm there I say I'm going to start. OVERALL - 8.2

	Site Name: Stole 77 Description: It doesn't matter.
Content: E/N updates. Layout: Traditional. --Colors: Easy to look at. Features: Some games, some interview type things. Updates: Pretty often, when the webmasters server isn't fucked. Comments: This site is run by a old skin/punk. This dude's been around, listen to him. OVERALL - 7.4

	Site Name: Budzsack Description: All that and then some.
Content: Not too sure. Layout: Very cool, well done. --Colors: Nice. Features: News, files, fun. Updates: Often, hard to tell exactly though. Comments: I've seen cool stuff every time I've gone there. OVERALL - 7.0

	Site Name: Crazed Reality Description: CRAZED Shit Everyday and Everynight!!!
Content: Updates and more. Layout: Cool, I like the flash. --Colors: Also nice. Features: Files, video, audio, pictures. Updates: Not too many, it's new eh. Cool stuff though. Comments: This is a new site, I bet it only gets cooler. Other than the fact they're signed up to "tha gimps" topsites, I'm down with these guys. OVERALL - 8.0

	Site Name: Burnt Out Description: We've got stories, games, terms, and everything you'd want about our favorite plant .
Content: Lots of "coming soon" messages. Layout: Pretty good. --Colors: Smooth. Features: "coming soon". Updates: Every few days, but none in the last week. Comments: Honestly, my topsites script wouldn't let me delete this site. It doesn't even have a link back to the Top 24. Other than that, it looks like it has potential. OVERALL - 5.1

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Whew.

Now that all that's out of the way, I'm starting to wonder if it was worth it. Probably not, but most of the stuff I do isn't anyways.

How was your weekend? I had a good one; Lots of booze, buds, little pool, little neden... same old.

I've never wretten anything on "cam girls" before, for the simple reason that I don't give a fuck. Although, I now feel compelled to comment; "What up with those bitches?"

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Recent Real Life Quotes:

"Eh eh, see that bitch over there? She wants to be gang banged yo... Yo, I could bring that bitch over, give her some coke, I bet she'd suck all our dicks. What do you think?"

"You wanna FUCKING fight?!!" Laughing... "Yo bitch! You ain't no niiiinja!"

And now for something completely different:

Chilling on a Saturday, smoking fatties and all's good.

Check out the new drug that was sent in by J Vipond.

Not only did Josh submit a new drug, he included a pretty interesting rant type thing:

Hello, my name is josh and I'm an alcoholic....... no wait wait, I mean: and I'm a junkie...... no wait wait ... fuck it im a straight drug addict I love them all, I love to smoke'em drink'em eat'em snort'em and anything else.

Well let me give you a little bgcolor I'm a 21-year-old web developer/network administrator I sit behind my desk get smoked all day long and work on a computer. I have toured with Phish (15shows), the grateful dead (I was young then and only got to see like 1 show), and have also seen many other bands like rusted root (8 times) the other ones (2) Bob Dylan (2) Moe (1) Lenny Kravitz (1) Dave Matthews (1) Blues Traveler (1) Phil Lesh (1) and many others. {I'm telling you this because it will have something to do with the latter part of my letter} /bgcolor.

Now also earlier in this book that I am writing called an e-mail I
had said about what I do like seeing the concerts and so on. earlier in
the day I was reading your article about mainstream (that was a great
article man I very much so agree with it) but the final part of it about
being true to who you once were really made me think. because I told
you about how I used to be I was a Long haired deadhead who lived to see my next show, but then my life drastically changed with the birth of my son. I was then thrust into a world of responsibility. So I began
learning and working my ass off at computers I cut off my long almost
dread locked hair and became a clean cut techy (I was always basicaly a techy but not nearly at this level). I got certifications and Learned
PHP, SQL , Linux and tons of other languages and OS's. but after all of
my responsibility and all the cash I make and really being what
everyones wants me to be deep down inside I still urne for who I was and I truly know that a head is all that I ever will be no matter how much I learn and who wants to change me. So I say live life and enjoy, be who you are and not who other people want you to be.

peace,
KRANKO,

P.S. I love my drugs...... all my little happy friends....

Damn man, that's touching.

There is also a new drug poll up. Vote in the new one and check out the final results from the last one.

Time to party.

Quickie: Fate and Faith*

I don't have much faith; I didn't have a religious upbringing and don't believe in any "gods". I do however, believe in fate.

In some ways faith is fate in disguise. People who have faith in god, believe that they will go to heaven/hell when their life ends. It's sort of the same thing; If you're a good little religious dude you think that it's your fate to go to heaven, unless you do something awful like engage in premarital sex, then of course your fate would be to go to hell.

In the life of a religious person, "god" plays a similar role to the one fate plays in mine. The difference being that fate doesn't interfere with what you do in life.

I believe that our paths in this world have been set.

Why bother doing anything... in the long run everything and anything you do will result in the same outcome. Our futures are predetermined.

If you don't like the negative thought behind that outlook try this one: Why NOT bother doing EVERYTHING... in the long run everything and anything you do will result in the same outcome. Our futures are predeterminded, you might as well have a good time.

*In this, faith is being referred to in only a religious sense.

Smoke break: Hot | Hot | Hot | Hot | Hot

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The Wonderful World of Killers is the newest edition to Druglife. Now you can read up on some of the most infamous killers of the last hundred years and get a glimpse into what made them tick.

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The REAL meaning behind the word "Mainstream": A thought by Kyle Bermer.

Before you can see what the real meaning is you first must break the word mainstream into two parts. "Main" "stream" refers to the main river/stream of a delta.

The majority of fish and wildlife are supported and live by the main river as the other, smaller rivers, don't provide the resources that the large one does. The smaller streams, lets call them "underground streams", aren't liked by most of the wildlife... there isn't as much fish to eat, the water isn't quite as clean, and there aren't any nice places to lay in the sun after a meal of crayfish and frogs.

The creatures that choose to live off the smaller less appealing underground streams are completely different beasts from the others. They have adapted and opened their minds. They have willingly chosen a different way of life from all of the other creatures in the forest, and grown accustomed to it. These animals follow different rules, live off different foods, and get pleasure out of completely different things.

When you apply this break down of the word to human culture you're left with the "main" "stream" being the substance or way of life that any mass of people prefer, live by the ways of, or thrive off of. The people of the main stream can be looked at as the majority; "Majority" being the masses of people that hang out at the "main stream" because the other "underground streams" don't provide the entertainment they want, or have the appeal they desire.

There have been countless times when beings that lived by the underground streams have been sucked into the ways of the main stream. For some reason or another they had gotten a taste of the fresh fish, or seen the sunny rocks and made the choice to leave their life for another. The animals that do this can't really be frowned upon because it's a part of life, a part of evolution.

If you leave the underground streams for the main one, their are two things that could happen; One good, and one bad. The bad being that with your new life by the main stream with all of the other happy little animals you forget about your old life. It's ok to leave, but only if you don't forget. You must remember who you once were, acknowledge it, and always keep it in mind. Your lifestyle can change, but you should never betray who you once were. -----------------------------------[Discuss]

Fuck the mainstream, I live for the underground.

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-To all the people that have asked for @druglife.net e-mail addresses, they will be set up for you tomorrow.

I'm so tired right now I can barley keep my eyes open. This bitch sure does help though.

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Yet again druglife is in need of an artist/cartoonist. If you're the man for the job, contact me and reap the rewards that will follow.

Well, I hope you all have a good day at work; I'm going to bed.

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Here and the now, and the then and forever after.

I want to fall asleep and not wake up. I like life and enjoy it in many ways, but it seems like it always turns its back on me.

I would like to go back in time, back back back. Not to make myself rich, or to cease my existence, nothing trivial or selfish like that.

I'd do us all a favor stop and stop the evolution of humankind. Save everyone so much trouble.

Just the other day someone asked me if the fact that they could kill someone without a second thought, and without remorse was wrong. I asked him whose definition of "wrong" he was referring to.

What's going on? Fuck this.
I CAN'T BELIVE WHAT YOU DID TO ME

And now for something completely different: IFUCKINGHATEYOU

The examination of the Top 24 will take place Thursday-ish. You have until then to sign up.

Page shortened and Sexy Bitch Archive updated.

Bored? High? Check out the Online Games and spend hours staring at your screen, or why not make your brain grow by reading up on some drugs over at the Wonderful World of Drugs.

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We all know that the government is retarded, but check out some of these stupid laws that have been passed over the years:

-Alabama: It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way -street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your -automobile.
-California: Animals are banned from mating publicly within -1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.
-Connecticut: Dogs may not be educated.

For more stupid laws check out this site: Dumb Laws.

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BITCHES!

So the fucking Top 24 has reset again. I'm pissed because it's been stable for over a month now, and I thought that the problems with it had been solved.

All of the backups I had made of the list are fucked. This means that all the data is lost and I can't reset the list to a prior state. Bullshit.

I've made the necessary changes and from now on if the list resets it will be restored. If you're planning on signing your site up again don't forget to change the link code on your page so it counts when people vote for you.

Also, I'll be doing a little review of the site's that have signed up. All the shitty one's will be deleted (no offense/sucks to be you), and the worthy few who remain will all get some druglife front page coverage. Sound good? You better hurry up and sign up then, or maybe work on your site a little.

Commence Pimping... *

click here to visit the talent behind this banner

Above is a banner that was sent to me straight from the Vatican. You have to go check out Pope John Paul's new site, it's definitely worth a read.

I'm glad that such a high class religious dude likes druglife. I have mad respect for dudes as powerful as him. Pope, I support you, heck, I even bought your "I like the Pope, the Pope smokes dope." poster.

Seriously, check out this site, it has some really cool stuff and I'm sure you could spend some quality time over there, you might even learn something (Ha, right... learn something from the internet.).

Click here to visit PopeJP.com

...Pimping Session Ending.

It's amazing what you can do with one leg.

And now for something completely different:

We measure things by what we are.

To the maggots in the cheese, the cheese is the universe. To the worms in the corpse, the corpse is the cosmos. How, then, can we be so cocksure about our world? Just because of our telescopes and our microscopes and the splitting of the atom? Certainly not.

Science is but an organized system of ignorance. There are more things in Heaven than on earth. What do we know about the beyond? Do we know what's behind the beyond? I'm afraid some of us hardly know what's beyond the behind. - Unknown.

How do we know that there isn't more to life than just... this. There must be more than the nothingness that is everywhere.

Someone very very close to me died recently, and It's been really getting to me. It's hard when someone really close to you gets swept out of your life right before your eyes.

Are things like this worth getting worked up over? Should you let them get to you? No, but it's hard. Over the last few days I've found yet another use for Lorazepam.

Maybe there are more important things to be concerned about in life.

Neden | Neden | Neden | Neden | Neden
Neden | Neden | Neden talk
Neden | Neden | Neden | Neden | Neden | Neden
Freaky Neden

In other news:

The lack of updates over the past week can be attributed to...
Fuck off.

In other more interesting news:

The Sexy Bitch is now gauren'fuckin'tee'd to be updated EVERY time this site is. See the little "sexy bitch" link in the bottom right of this big box thing. Click that every time the site is updated for a special treat!

Druglife Presents: 15 THINGS NOT TO SAY TO A WOMAN DURING AN ARGUMENT (PG-13)

1. "Don't you have some laundry to do, or something?"

2. "No, really, I was laughing about...this joke I heard one time."

3. "Ooh, you are so cute when you get all upset."

4. "You're just upset because your caboose is starting to spread."

5. "Wait a minute, I get it... What time of the month is it?"

6. "Are you gonna cry?" *Force lip to quiver mockingly* "Cry for your ----mommy?"

7. "You sure you don't want to consult the great Oprah on this one?"

8. "Sorry, I was just picturing you naked."

9. "That reminds me. Next time you go to the store, could you add -------'giant cork' to the shopping list?"

10. "Whoa, time out honey, Frasier's back."

11. "Looks like someone had an extra bowl of Bitch Flakes this ------------morning."

12. "Is there anyway we could do this via e-mail?"

13. "Hey baby - if I want a lecture about commitment, I can get one ------from my wife."

14. "I could so use some oral sexual stimulation right now."

15. "Whom are you kidding? We both know that thing isn't loaded."

Can you believe that I've actually used #5 before.

*Read last Thursdays post if you'd like your site pimped.

The only way I can make it through a day of work is with the aid of drugs. I would go insane without a constant buzz.

Are you aware of the discovery in the human body of a nerve that connects the eyeball to the asshole? It is called the analoptic nerve.
It is responsible for giving people a shitty outlook on life. If you don't
believe me, pull a hair from your butt and see if it doesn't bring a tear to your eye.

The only substances know to suppress the analoptic nerve are hard drugs. Coke, LSD, meth... you know, the usual.

Druglife Presents: Finbun's Poetry Café

I thrust myself into the lord
Take me god take me
Let me leave this planet and find eternal piece
Kill me kill me
Let me die and rest
In peace and quiet solitude
Knife pierces my heart, razor slits my throat, body's off a bridge shouting, let me die, let me die
Let me find happiness and comfort
Kill me kill me

I couldn't have said it better myself. Well, other than the fact that I'm on satan's side and the last thing I want is piece and comfort. KILL!

And now for something completely different:

Want to get some hard-core exposure to your site? Want to show your love for druglife? If so, whip up some druglife animations or banners to promote this site.

Send them over, and if they're half decent I'll show my appreciation by pimping your site like I pimp my sister.

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Oh wow I'm so fucking tired. What the hell am I doing up this early? Or is it night time?

Biiiitch I'm out.

My fucking head is killing me. God damn I sure hope that my headaches aren't coming back. Maybe some more coke will help. Shit shit shit.

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Twisted Druggalo Logic:

Bed time doesn't come early. I'm going to drink, smoke, whatever... but I'm not done for the night until at least 3:00am. If you want me to do anything before noon that's fine, but you have to deal with me.

I'll wake up, but I'll be a cranky mother fucker bent on pissing people off everyway possible. If you need me to do something, cool, but you have to put up with me.

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Stupid Drug Related Story:

A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint. The rabbit looks at her and says, "Giraffe my friend, why do you do this? Come with me running through the forest, you'll see, you'll feel so much better!" The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off running with the rabbit.

Then they come across an elephant doing coke, so the rabbit again says, "Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health. Come running with us through the pretty forest, you'll see, you'll feel so good!" The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and all, then tosses them and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe.

The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up... "Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health! Come running with us through the sunny forest, you will feel so good!" The lion looks at him, puts down his needle, and starts to beat the fuck out of the little rabbit.

As the giraffe and elephant watch in horror, they look at him and ask, "Lion, why did you do this? He was merely trying to help us all!" The lion answers, "That little fucker makes me run around the forest like an idiot for hours every time he's on ecstasy!"

And now for something completely different:

There are now 15 more @druglife.net e-mail addresses available! Click here to get yours today. Remember that it's first come first serve so hurry up bitch!

Is it just me, or does this make no sense?

There is a new feature coming to druglife very soon. It's been a real pain working and breaking but I hope to have it up and running in the next day or so. Check back to look for it, or sign-up for the Druglife Mailing List and you'll be notified when it's up; Click here to sign-up.

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This is one of the funniest things I've seen in a ages.