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It's
all over with. My father came to me with questions
about the letter again and I played it cool and
covered my ass. He seemed concerned about my involvement
with a "dating service" (AFF) and saying
they were an affiliate of mine wasn't good enough
for him. I simplified it a little and said they
pay me to put up their ads, this was acceptable
for him.
He
asked me again why it said druglife, this time
I told him that it was my assigned screen-name.
He probably didn't know what the fuck I was talking
about but didn't ask due to fear of sounding "un-hip".
After
today I will stay away from posting reader mail
for a while. I just want you to take a peek into
the love you all give me. Here's a little bit
of the mail I received in regards to my predicament.
As you will see most readers of druglife are too
high to offer any real advice, just relay their
condolences.
Reader
Mail:
From: Molly
Subject: ooooohhhhh
nnooooo
Hey,
I was just reading your last post. A couple of
things to say: a- I was looking at the site in
the living room, with all the hippies, and they
began to take an active interest in the activities
on screen. I told them about your first gay crush
and then *gasp* clicked on the picture of you.
A violent fight broke out as to whether the nether
regions depicted were yours or not. I say
you would never do such a thing. Right?
Secondly,
the getting caught thing would really inconvenience
my day, I feel for you. Unfortunately I'm mad
stoned and can't offer any advice.
Thirdly,
My gay roommate thinks the guy with the shlong
has a great stomach, and he cant keep his hands
off all your girlie
porn. Somethings up.
Goodluck,
sorry about life.
Love,
Molly
Well
I'm touched, that's the second gay guy showing
interest in me in the last day, I'm all man. Is
the picture of the nether regions a picture of
MY nether regions? Good question.
From:
Jeremy Blair
Subject: im here
for you
just
tell him it shouldnt matter what its called just
tell him you take pictures from the net of bud
or some other soft shit and make up these crazy
stories and post them and everytime someone comes
there you get paid hence the check tell him its
no big deal if u think about it and try to walk
away remain calm dont seemed worried or nervous
and you should be good to go
From:
Angela
Subject: none
Dude
- you should really consider taking that post
down. It hurts my
friggin eyes to see it up there like a sitting
duck, just waiting for
your pops to read it. Quite the pickle you're
in - you're right, a
simple search returns your site...can't think
of a good excuse at the
moment, just take the post down for Christ's sake!
Love
your site, by the way...Angela
Seeing
that people actually care makes me go a big mushy
one. I'm sitting here drinking some Bacardi Black
and Coke eating some Peanut Butter M&M's,
and somewhere out there there's people thinking
"damn, I wonder if Kyle's ok".
It's
a bit of a head fuck, why would someone who's
never met me give a fuck what happens to me? If
I were in your shoes I'd be saying "heh,
I hope he gets busted," or "better him
than me". It's a strange feeling knowing
somewhere out there there are minds focused on
me.
And
now for something completely different:
Reader
Mail:
From: mind
Subject: druglife
yeah
your site is ok but some of the information isn't
correct and umm alot of it is just bullshit. if
ur going to make a site about drugs do it right,
put some pictures of your buds & bongs on
it and on the state of mind section you forgot
a lot of shit. lol actually now that i think about
it your site really isn't that good, *yawn* oh
well. it could be a lot better and a lot of the
content really just isn't needed at all. ok i'm
done rambling now.
smoke
dank.
-zackari
http://mind.scrapcode.com
Well
Zackari, after checking out your site I must agree
with you. Compared to how kick-ass your site is
I must agree *yawn* that druglife "really
isn't that good".
I
don't think this guy has a clue about what he's
saying. I also think he sucks so much cock his
mouth looks like a pussy. I'm not going to respond
to this further as I find it a
complete waste of time.
From:
mind
Subject: none
one
more thing.. to clear your system you don't drink
Drano, you drink Cranberry Juice and Cranberry
Tea, a lot of it. that's all.
-zackari
You
again? Well, I'm glad you have the intelligence
to recognize a joke. Don't you think that Drano
is a little bit to potent to drink? Little own
clean your system. If you did drink Drano or Javex
I'm pretty sure you'd be dead or at least REALLY
sick in no time at all. Thanks for the pointer
Zack, you probably just saved a few dozen lives.
Remember
everyone, Cranberry Juice, NOT Drano.
The
Penis Study:
In
1993, the American Government funded a study to
see why the head of a man's penis was larger than
the shaft. After one year and $180,000.00, they
concluded that the reason the head was larger
than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure
during sex.
After
the US published the study, France decided to
do their own study. After $250,000.00, and 3 years
of research, they concluded that the reason was
to give the woman more pleasure during sex.
Canada,
unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their
own study. After 2 weeks, a cost of around $75.46,
and 2 cases of beer, they concluded that it was
to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting
him in the forehead.
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