So I try to go to bed early but we all know it's not going to happen. I'm in bed all but ten minutes and my phone rings with someone beckoning me to come smoke dope.

So here I am out a couple of hours sleep and a few thousand more brain cells. It's a little know fact that my really really top-secret plan is to smoke my brain to mush and put myself out of my own misery.

I'm loving this new image viewer so I've brought more goodies for you. It was pointed out to me that their may be something a little odd with this girls hooch, what do you think?

Yummy Treat | Yummy Treat | Yummy Treat | Yummy Treat
Yummy Treat | Yummy Treet | Yummy Treat
Yummy Bitch
Yummy Treat | Yummy Treat | Red Trick
Yummy Treat | Yummy Treat | Yummy Treat | Yummy Treat
Yummy Treat

Don't forget to check out the forum, the sexy bitch, and sign up for the kick ass mailing list.

My entire body is aching. I went to a hectic house party last night and awoke today with a series of mysterious cuts, scraps, bruises and bite marks.

My body could tell a really interesting story if it could talk. I could tell a really interesting story if I had more than just random memory flashes of whatever happened.

My head needs rest, goodnight.

And now for something completely different:

So what do you think of the new image viewer?

Oh Fuck | Oh Fuck | Oh Fuck | Oh Fuck | Oh Fuck | Oh Forum

See the new Random Link on the right? Send in your button to be added to the cycle, no return link required! Don't have your own site but know one that should be linked there, send in their button and get hits for them, free of charge. Click here to send in a button!

Sweet | Sweet | Sweet | Sweet | Sweet | Sweet Sweets

Unlearn what your parents taught you. Unlearn what others think of as right. Forget about the way things are supposed to be, think about the way things ought to be.

Forget about right and wrong, all of the morals you have are a Façade.

When you go to the doctors for a check up steal as many things as you can while you're in the waiting room... just because. When you get outside toss all the stuff you stole in the parking lot... just because.

When you go grocery shopping, squeeze anything soft as hard as you can. Pee in underground parking lots.

This seems forced, fuck it.

Pool | Pool | Pool | Pool | Pool | Play Some Pool

And now for something completely different:

Video's are scarce on druglife, the only time there have been any were on my birthday last year, and a few via AllTrue. A really funny little flick I haven't seen before landed in my inbox today and I want to share it with you.

If you've seen this somewhere else let me know and I'll give them credit for it. This isn't a "druglife" video, it's just a short flick used to teach the youth of today about sex.

Click here to download this educational video. (or right click and save as...)

I came home drunk and high last night, filled with bizarre idea's. I sent out the first Druglife Newsletter... Mailing List... thing. I'm not normally going to post the letters from the list, but check out what your missing if you haven't signed up yet.

First Edition Mailing List E-Mail Whatever:

Is there anything wrong with a coke addiction if you can afford it?

I mean hell, the only bad thing about a coke addiction is that it's so expensive, you run outta cash and have to start committing crimes to pay for it. Where do you think crack whores came from?

If you're rich, and don't have anything better to spend your cash on, start doing a rail an hour and in no time you'll be hooked.

If you fill a watermelon with gas and stick in lite rag would it work like a molotov cocktail?

I checked out some potato gun sites and I think you could make one hell of a cannon if you just upsized all the gear. All you need after that is a mini topless jeep.

Crazy. I can just see the masses swarming to sign up in the fear of missing more of my stupid pointless bullshit rambling.

I was sent a really cool link a day or two ago. Check out this site: Pornolize. All you have to do is stick a sites url in the text box and hit the button, the given site is then transformed into a filthy porn site.

Here's a small sample quote of what it produces:

if you repeat the cuntlicking penetrats 'medulla oblongata' long enough over and over you will collapse to the cuntlicking ground and hear the wanking sound of the shaging first drum ejaculated by homo fistfucks man. - Jim "Cockboy" Carroll

Pornolize takes the text from whatever site and filters it in a twisted way that adds perversion to everything. It isn't compatible with most scripts and gives a few error messages, but is still pretty cool. Click here to check out Pornolize!

Two links for the day: Validate This - ClassorSex

If you've asked to be linked by druglife and gotten no response, to find out what could have happened, click here.

Another Sexy Bitch? Wow, looks like it's a daily thing again. Sexy Bitch.

Taste | Taste | Taste | Taste | Taste | Taste | Taste | Tasty
Taste | Taste | Taste | Taste | Taste | Tasty

I've found that no matter how pissed off I am, no matter how ready to snap I am, time solves the problem.

I could be in an argument with someone, furious as hell, and half an hour later I couldn't care less. If something really gets to me and I think the world is coming to an end, if I forget about it for a while and do something else by the time my mind wanders back to the problem it doesn't bother me as much.

With the world, this is different...

The law, authority, society... all words that have been abused by people to vent some unhappiness or another. FUCK 'fuck society', FUCK 'fuck the police', FUCK 'fuck the world', I just don't want any of it.

I hate classifications and categorizes, I dream of a world without labels.

No matter how long my mind wanders away from the anger the world causes me it doesn't lessen. Every time I think about how the world operates, how society functions, I want it all to burn.

I'm not unhappy with my life, or unhappy with anything that has happened to me. I don't feel sorry for myself or look for sympathy. What I am unhappy with is how humankind has evolved (devolved even).

I want my own world. One where the day starts at 10pm, you get up and go to work. When you get home at 6:30am you jump in the shower and hit the bar. Right about the time you get home for bed all of the assholes are getting off work and clogging the highways.

The only people you'd have to associate with are people who live like you do, share common thoughts and goals... there wouldn't be as much bullshit. Fuck fuck fuck.

Fuck it, calm down, breath in, none of this matters, relax, breath out.

The great tragedy of our lives IS our life.

Yum | Yum | Yum | Yum | Yum | Yum | Yummy

Site related news:

Druglife Mailing List: Due to the drop in updates caused by nice weather I decided to set up a mailing list to notify people of site updates and other uninteresting shit. Click here to read a little more about it.

I saw a link to the Top 24 on pisssed yesterday. As you can imagine I was shocked as the Top 24 was declared dead some days ago. Following the link I discovered that a few sites had signed up by following links from somewhere other than on druglife.

Some things are just meant to be. On that note I decided to "officially" re-open the Top 24. I've gotten word that my hosts are working on a script that will handle the notorious log file which causes the Top 24 to reset. Hopefully the script will be working before the list resets again. Check out the Top 24 by clicking here!

All the news from the last few weeks has been moved over here. That also means that the Sexy Bitch Archive has been updated, don't forget to check it out!

Their is a new poll up, check out the final results of the last poll by clicking right here.

Druglife needs the help of someone that can draw cartoon like pictures and knows their way around Photoshop. If you're the man/woman for the job, speak up already!

Do you like druglife? Speak your mind and spread some love in the forum, it's free.

Oh my god, the Sexy Bitch has been updated! Hot hot hot!

What is wrong with me? What is wrong with everyone else that makes me this way?

My head buzzes and my anger grows. I find myself in public places overwhelmed with the desire smash. Smash everything I look at, everyone I look at. NO HAT E

Everyone and everything enrages me. I don't want to have anything to do with anything. I don't want you to look at me or talk to me. I don't want to be a part of your world. I have my own.

I'm not good for you, do yourself a favor and leave now because things can only get worse.

I'm not healthy, I never have been. I've been sick for so long it doesn't affect me, it's the way it is, the way I am. My sickness is healthy for me, your health is my sickness. WHO'S THE PROBLEM?

I won't become what you want me to be. I won't follow your rules because they're YOUR rules. I live my life the way I want to live it because it's MY life. You have no business here. PLEASE LEAVE.

Why do you make it a point to interfere with my life? Do you not understand that the only reason I'm here is because I have no choice. HELPLESS BITCH.

Am I writing this? Or is it my demon, the one inside of me that makes me the way I am; feel the way I feel. Do I have control over my actions? Do I have control over my life? NO CONTROL.

Is there something wrong with me that makes me this way? Did I go off track sometime years ago while I was on some psychedelic journey. All of these years I've denied change in my life, I've always wanted things to stay the same. Have I been changing the whole time? Blind while evolving, not seeing because I didn't want to.

I don't want it, I don't want to hear about it, and I really don't want you to tell me about it. I don't care because I DON'T FUCKING CARE.

I think I do a pretty good job of not letting things get to me. If I didn't I'd be locked up already. I would have punched a cop or jumped out of my car and beat down the person driving slow in front of me long ago. FUCK IT.

Do I need help? FUCK YES

So so so high. Thank the good doctor; for this.

Hot? | Hot? | Hot? | Hot? | Hot? | Hot? | Hot? | Hot?
Hot? | Hot? | Hot? | Hot?

Forum.

DRUGLIFE PRESENTS: TRUE EMERGENCY ROOM STORIES

A 63 yr. old widow was admitted to the hospital in Recife, Brazil, suffering abdominal pains. X-rays showed that she was carrying a 20-inch long skeleton of a fetus which she conceived decades earlier. It
had become lodged outside the womb and was never expelled from her body.

FEMALE SOFA
A 500 lb. woman from Illinois was examined in a hospital. During the examination, an asthma inhaler fell from under her armpit, a dime was found under one of her breasts and a remote control was found lodged between the folds of her vulva.

PRICKLY PAIR
In Michigan, a man came into the ER with lacerations to his penis. He complained that his wife had "...a rat in her privates..." and it bit him during sex. After an examination of his wife, it was revealed that she had a surgical needle left inside her after a recent hysterectomy.

PING PONG ANYONE?
A 20 yr old man came into the ER with a stony mass in his rectum. He said that he and his boyfriend were fooling around with concrete mix, then his boyfriend had the idea of pouring the mix into his anus using a funnel. The concrete then hardened, causing constipation and pain. Under general anesthesia, a perfect concrete cast of the man's rectum was removed, along with a ping pong ball.

BLIND DRUNK
A drunk staggered into a Pennsylvania ER complaining of severe pain while trying to remove his contact lenses. He said that they would come out halfway, but they always popped back in. A nurse tried to help using a suction pump, but without success. Finally, a doctor examined him and discovered the man did not have his contact lenses in at all. He had been trying to rip out the membrane of his cornea.

OUCH AND DOUBLE OUCH!
A couple hobbled into a Washington (state) emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels. The man had his around his waist and the woman had hers around her head. They eventually explained to doctors that they had gone out that evening for a romantic dinner. Overcome with passion, the woman crept under the table to administer oral sex to the man. While in the act she had an epileptic seizure, which caused her to clamp down on the man's penis and wrench it from side to side. In agony and desperation, the man grabbed a fork and stabbed her in the head until she let go.

PT's | PT's | PT's | PT's | PT's | PT's | PT's | PT's | PT's | PT's | PT

And now for something completely the same:

The Top 24 has fucked up for the last time, it's gone for a while now. I think that the problem is with my host, and an issue with a log file that grows at a phenomenal rate. Every time this log file gets too big and exceeds my server space, the Top 24 resets for some reason. Since I have no control over this log file, there's nothing I can do to stabilize the list. When my host fixes this problem, the list will be back.

I've been gone for a while, have some dykes:

dyke X | dyke X | dyke X | dyke X | dyke X | dyke X
dyke X | dyke X | dyke X | dyke X | dyke X | Forum

I've been thinking long and hard as to whether or not I should ditch druglife for the summer. I've been trying to decide if the hosting bills are worth paying if I'm not even going to be taking care of the site.

I've come to the conclusion that, YES, it is worth it. There's one thing that I ask from all you Drugallo's out there; some contribution. I know that you're out there drunking, smoking, and snorting, but take some time to send in your drug stories, send in some rants to post, send in some love, and send in your soul. eat shit

What have I been up to?.... This.