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Thing's
Guys Will Never Say. |
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1.
I think Barry Manilow is one cool motherfucker.
2. No I don't want
another beer. I have to work tomorrow.
3. Her tits are just
too big.
4. Sometimes I just
want to be held.
5. That chick on "Murder,
She Wrote" gives me a woody.
6. Sure, I'd love to
wear a condom.
7. We haven't been
to the mall for ages, let's go shopping and I can
hold your purse.
8. Fuck Monday Night
Football, let's watch Melrose Place.
9. It's late. Put your
clothes back on and I'll take you home.
10. Honey, I'm going
to the store, do you need more tampons?
11. I know you just
blew me, but I need a kiss.
12. I'm sick of beer,
give me a fruit juice with a lemon twist.
13. That's wonderful,
when will your mother be here and how long can she
stay?
14. I wonder if my
gorgeous neighbor knows that her drapes are open
when she's getting ready for bed? Maybe I should
tell her.
15. No way, you weeded
the garden last week. It's my turn.
16. Better get rid
of these old Playboy magazines. I don't look at
them any more.
17. I understand.
18. This movie has
too much nudity.
19. Damn, we're late
for church!
20. No, I don't want
to see your sister's tits.
21. Damn these onions,
pass me a tissue.
22. Put some panties
on for Christ's sake
23. I'm pulling over
to get directions.
24. Here, you take
the remote control.
25. That bikini is
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-The
Past-
This
site is intended for an immature audience. Everything that
is not true is a lie. Everything else is and/or isn't. I do
not believe in the way things are, I believe in the way they
ought to be. All images that I, Kyle
Bermer did not design, came from somewhere else.
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