Druglife.net is up and running, I just have to wait until the DNS catches up before it can be used.

It seems stile has removed me from his top 50 list. Peculiar, maybe he found AL offensive, but I find that very hard to believe.

Reader Mail: From: Anne Subject: Sign me up !

Hey,

Let me get this straight, no prizes? Ah well, I guess the rewards are the MEAT and BOOZE themselves... both of which I love (substitute manmeat for girlmeat though). Sucks to be you guys if you can't even get the girls you know to drop their pants for ya :)

Cheers! Anne.

The SexyBitch secion is up running smoothly, check it out for a daily glimpse at true beauty.

Also, check out some REAL hate mail. That has to be written by some angst ridden mother fucker who's gotten one to many chain letters. Just goes to show what happens when someone gets pushed over the edge.

DrugLife.org will soon be moving to DrugLife.NET and onto some nice virtual hosting space provided by sy.net.

Yet another story has been added to the DrugLife section. There are a lot of fucked up people out there. How come I never meet any of them? SexyBitch section's now a daily deal, one each day.

Reader Mail From: YourMotherWearsArmyBoots!

When you are sad . . . I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge on the scum sucking bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue . . . I'll try to dislodge whatever's choking you.

When you smile . . . I'll know you finally got laid.

When you are worried . . . I'll tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.

When you are confused . . . I will use little words to try and explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick . . . Stay the hell away from me until you're well again, I don't want whatever you have.

When you fall . . . I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

Two more stories added to the DrugLife section. Check them out.

One from a mysterious nameless person, and one from some dude named TrollE.

Read up and send in your stories!

I went out drunking last night and didn't get anything I had to do done. I'm in such a fucking rush now. The price I pay for a crummy liver is large.

The DrugLife section has been updated with a lovly but unfortunate story about what happens when you leave your pets under the care of a crack head. Thanks Jesse B for the interesting story.

Just a word of advice Jesse, take Andy to the doctors and get an x-ray done on his stomack... maybe he ate them. I hear rats taste like chicken.

Just a reminder that if you have any fucked up stories you think would fit in here, send 'em over.

Oh, I almost forgot. Sexy Bitch #1 has been added to the up and comming Sexy Bitch section. If you have any pics of sexy bitches, send them in and they will be added to the section.

Why don't you swing your way over here and pick up a few pointers. You may learn something that'll make that special someone in your life a lot happier. Sex Sex Sex.

If you like this page why not link me with my snazzy little button, I'll be happy to exchange links.

Who let the dogs out? Seriously now, I don't even know what the fuck that means...did the guys who sing the song let them out or something? Christ, since I shaved my Mohawk I have been so out of touch. I gave up on all the new music scenes that were emerging. I don't want to have anything to do with all these prissy little bands. I would kill blink 122, or 189 or whatever the hell it is if I ever had the chance.

"What was once rebellion is now clearly just a social sect, but are you just upset because your own social clique has left, leave when you want because I know that someday I will too but I won't burn me bridges and be just another jaded fool" - Operation Ivy. I'm just upset.

Last night I went to a place that I hadn't gone to in a very long time, too long. What is this place you ask? Mushroom land! I ate a whole bunch of mushrooms and all hell broke loose. I was at a friends house watching Hellraiser and my mind was so twisted that I couldn't keep track of the movie. We had been watching it for hours (because of breaks) and I didn't know a single fucking character in the movie; my mind had slipped on a banana peel and it just couldn't get back up.

If you haven't done mushrooms before, you must try them. When you are on mushrooms it is absolute bliss. Reality becomes a dream and everything becomes pear shaped. Nothing is really happening and you begin to have conversations with yourself. You will begin to blurt out things that make no sense to anyone, not even yourself. Fear is just around the corner.

You may worry about having taken much, but it is only when you get over the fear and you allow the poison to pump freely through your veins that reality becomes a thing of the past.

I have been working hard on the Cash Contest and I think that it will be up within a month. I know that the link to the program is dead so if you want a copy of the program just mail me and I will send it to you.

I slept until 3:00pm today and missed all of my classes. When I woke up my elbow was fucking killing me. I must have slept on it weird and now I can't even use it! I'm sitting here typing with one hand, what are we coming to?

When human's first immerged I bet we were the toughest mother fuckers around. Now look at us...because of medicines and unneeded luxury we are killing ourselves. Since we illuminated natural selection we have been slowly making ourselves weaker. The fact is that every person that has a genetic illness will pass that along to their offspring which will in turn be weaker. *Might not be a fact Without medicines and shit, those people would never survive, not to mention mate. Imagine how downhill we are going now that half the worlds population never gets up from in front of their computers. But hey, I'm just pissed because I feel like such a pussy being injured do to sleep. AL, what have I ever done to you? I don't feel like thinking about this any longer.

Curious George. Who the fuck is the man in the yellow hat, and what is a grown man doing playing with a monkey? He should be out with a girl. Perverts.

The archives have arrived. Check them out and see all the exiting shit you have missed.

There won't be an update tomorrow, I'm going to court at 2:00pm and then going and getting an early start at drunking. Have fun, be safe, and don't do anything I wouldn't do.