Druglife has now gotten official sponsorship: Fax machine, 52 weekly paychecks, 48 airline tickets...Oh, that's Fight Club, sorry.

This is the coolest place to hang out on the net! I mean you get to browse pics of hot naked woman, or men, for hours on end for absolutly free! Yes you heard me right, the membership is free and you can check out thousands of gorgeous girls.

If your lucky, I mean really lucky, you could just possibly find that special someone that will let you stick it in their ear.

My head is pounding. I can't concentrate. I've been staring at todays Sexy Bitch for about 20 minutes and it seems to be helping. I have to get some codeine into me.

You wouldn't know by looking, but I've been cleaning up this site a lot. It's now 1/3 of the size it used to be so hopefully it will load a little faster. It now contains 20 online games and I'm pretty happy with that number. Unless I find some really good ones I don't think I'll be adding anymore for a while.

I'm back from my ritual Saterday night smoke out and feeling pretty good. Sitting here drinking some MooseHead, nice and calm.

The house I went to tonight was playing End of Days, that movie with Arnold. What a fucking joke! Y2K Man versus Jebus Girl. I had to leave early, the only good thing I saw was when Y2K Man punched right through some dudes head. Arnold should retire, he's 1/4 of the size he was when he was younger.

This is going to be the last of the games that I add for some time. I'm getting really sick of doing it. Anyways these 2 are pretty cool, especially this one. The other is right here. Vote please.

I have a whole bunch of shit I have to do before I can go out and bun some dank. It's such a downer when you have something standing in the way of what you want.

Whether it's your girlfriend that won't let you sleep with some other girl, or the cops that won't let you drive drunk; It really fucking irks me.

I dream of a world that has no boundries, no cops, no rules. A world that will let you do what you want when you want. A world where there's nobody to answer to. An organized anarchy with no leaders, that just magically seems to run smoothly. If only it were true...

And now for something completly different:

I just finished adding five more online games. Here, here, here, here, and here. I can't get enough of them, they are a fucking blast.

If you want to trade links just drop me a line.Check out today's Sexy Bitch, well actually its a pair of bitches. Then stroll over and see if you have the balls it takes to try some of these.

I just added the Sex Moves section, check it out. You have to have balls the size of watermelons to try any of the shit on that list, or just not give a fuck about the chick you're doing it to.

I'm not sure about you, but slut's just don't turn me on. An easy chick is one thing but a complete skank is another thing all together.

How much fun can it possibly be having to push your cock from side to side while your fucking a chick just to get some even coverage. Way too much work.

Constant subliminal brain emersion subconsious deathwish coersion buy and consume and want and need but never fall to the trap of greed.

I would like to take a moment to give you my two cents about something. The bitch from imanidiot allidiots he has recently become what he gets off calling "a pothead," and has completely let his site to go to shit.

Personally I only dropped by his site once in a while and don't really care if it dies or not. But he's making a bad name for potheads everywhere! I don't like to call myself a "pothead," and I'm not sure if I am or not, but I usually smoke up a few times every week. It pisses me off that as soon as justin started smoking dope that he let his site go which suggests that dope makes people lazy, uninspired, and unmotivated. I'm stoned right now and I'm updating my site! Don't fall into stereotypes people, they are bad.

I would also like to add that It's not cool that he said that he was basically into his site for the cash. As soon as he lost his precious Bla-Bla and the cash flow, the $40 a month he's getting now just isn't enough inspiration to keep him going. But whatever.

And now for something completely different:

Most of the time if girl's not sucking my cock, she's pissing me off.

This was anything but true today when I phoned my friends house today and got his girlfriend because he was at work. If you haven't heard about Jesse in the druglife section then go check it out before reading any more. Anyways, I phoned for him and got her; she said the magic words, "wanna go smoke a joint?" Haha, as if you have to ask! Cool I say, I'll be by in a bit.

I got to point B and she jumped in my car and we headed to my house, the backyard is a secure smoking spot. She pulled out this wholly and we sparked it up. We went inside for a bit then I gave her a lift back home. Fun, fun, fun.

You don't know how many time I've smoked with people and had them turn around and ask for some cash. It's just not right, what goes around comes around.

Thanks for returning my lawnmower, that will be $39.95. Fuck that!

Thanks for the free ride...

I have added 13 wicked online games that you can play all fucking day for free. Be happy because it took me all fucking day. They are wicked fun and perfect for sitting in front of your computer when your all red eyed and wasting hours on end. Look for more games that will be added in the future!

About the new layout I was talking about earlier, fuck it. I was stoned and all that, I just wasn't thinking straight. Now go play some games, and have some fun because you deserve it; Surfing the net is very hard work.

This is just a quickie. I have some actual content to post later on after my nap. Tell me what you think of the new layout. I'm also working on a version that holds all the options on the right side of the screen, you'll see that a little later on tonight and be able to vote on which you like more. Oh, some of the new shit that I added today might be a bit buggy, don't worry though because I'm working on it.

Check out EMDMA they have some pretty cool shit on their site. Drugs...chicks...They just need to incorporate AL into there fucked up lives to add a little bit of reality.

I'm so blitzed that the only thing I can do is sleep. My eyes won't stay open so I'm outies.

Wed. Nov 29. (1:45pm) I have made many recent changes to the Contest program and it is now available for download. There will not be any prize money yet as it is still in beta stages. I have restricted the number range to between 1 - 100. I have yet to decide on what the final number range will be. If you have any suggestions or find any bugs let me know.

WIN SOME FUCKING MONEY!

I've been working on quite a lot of stuff around here. Check out the newly added Absolut series, it's pretty fucking cool. Also I've added and easy way to link to me if you want. Go here to get the html code that you can easily 'copy and paste' to your page. Choose either series of code for the corresponding button. Additionally, I've been working on a members page for all of you ALien's out there. For those of you who have mailed me, please send me a bio and a small pic that you want to represent you. For all you who haven't joined yet, check out what it's all about, then let me know if you want in.

Well, I saw Alley McBeal for the first time last night, and I must say that it has to be one of the stupidest fucking shows I have even seen. Just look at her!

If you look at that mouth, you may have the urge to, well...ummmm, you know. But when you get down to the nitty gritty of it all you have to check out the body and make sure that your not going to break the poor girl in half.

This just in:

You bastards didn't listen to me, the damn Liberals one, they even got majority. You could be tripping out on mushrooms right now if you had listened to me and hadn't voted. When will the masses ever learn? Never unfortunately.

You've gotten me so wound up over losing my government sanctioned mushroom ration that I'm going to go take some Graval to mellow me out. Times are sad and weed is scarce when you are as broke as a joke like me.

Don't vote, it's that simple. If you vote, you are throwing your vote away. On the other hand, if you don't vote you will be supporting more than half of the population, the half that doesn't vote. I wonder if it is possible that if enough of the population doesn't vote that an "anti" party would be formed. A party that would automatically take over as if a non vote was a vote for them. That would be interesting. Hmmm.

And now for something completely different:

Could you go down on a chick with that tattoo? Fuck no! Lick, lick, lick...look up and see some old dude staring at you, that's how people get committed. Even sex would be odd, just like sticking your cock in some unconscious homeless guys mouth and trying to enjoy it. God your sick.

Check out the Religion section and sign up today! The membership benefits are endless.

Drugs In Your Life: The Good, The Bad & The Ugly. Do you have a problem? I know that I don't. Hell, there's nothing wrong with a little hallucinogenics' now and again, reality can be so real. Who needs it!

Only two good things have ever come out of Berkley; Unix, and LSD. Oh, maybe these guys too.

If any of you out there are psychotic lunatics and feel like doing some crazy shit with no fear of how severe the consequences may be, apply within. I have lately been having an nearly uncontrollable urge to go on a killing spree with a group of friends inside of an amusement park. Think about it, we could announce over the PA system that all visitors have 5 minutes to evacuate the park before we start shooting. We could barricade the actual entrance so that the only way out would be to scale the walls that the park lines with barb wire to keep people out. I can picture it now, the CEO of Darien Lake getting his sack caught on the barb wire he recently had installed to keep those "filthy street people" that cant afford $60.00 for a day of fun out. I bet it would change his life...if he survived.

Ok, that's not some fucked up, "I want to shoot up my school" rambling. It's more of an amusement with mass panic. Piss off now, please.

Drugs In Your Life: The Good, The Bad & The Ugly. Do you have a problem? I know that I don't. Hell, there's nothing wrong with a little hallucinogenics' now and again, reality can be so real. Who needs it!

Only two good things have ever come out of Berkley; Unix, and LSD. Oh, maybe these guys too.

If any of you out there are psychotic lunatics and feel like doing some crazy shit with no fear of how severe the consequences may be, apply within. I have lately been having an nearly uncontrollable urge to go on a killing spree with a group of friends inside of an amusement park. Think about it, we could announce over the PA system that all visitors have 5 minutes to evacuate the park before we start shooting. We could barricade the actual entrance so that the only way out would be to scale the walls that the park lines with barb wire to keep people out. I can picture it now, the CEO of Darien Lake getting his sack caught on the barb wire he recently had installed to keep those "filthy street people" that cant afford $60.00 for a day of fun out. I bet it would change his life...if he survived.

Ok, that's not some fucked up, "I want to shoot up my school" rambling. It's more of an amusement with mass panic. Piss off now, please.