In the morning in the night and always in-between, you're bashing it off your forehead clutching tightly to you spleen. You say why must they bug me, you say why must they care, up all night eating corn chips full of lust DISPARE!

Jiggin with the corn chips; You're up all night Jiggin with the corn chips; You squeeze it just right Jiggin with the corn chips x3...ALL NIGHT! )

I didn't mean to miss updating the page yesterday but it was out of my hands. You can check out the DrugLife section for my excuse.

My eyes are so heavy, I got six or so hours of sleep but they were laced with doses of consciousness. I was constantly being attracted by some E'd out, drunk and stoned dude who was trying to wipe clam chowder on my face. "The chowder of the clam!" He kept yelling. From now on I'm carrying some sort of portable door lock that fits most types of doors, it's the only way to go.

The members list is growing. There are more and more ALien's everyday. Make sure you join now, while the limited supplies last.

Remember that any fucked up stories that you think would be suitable for the DrugLife section are more than welcome, just send them in.

Go eat some veal.

I got no problems with that.

I need to raise some capital. I have bad habits that I need to support and no way of supporting them.

I can't stand work so that is definatly out of the question. If you have a pretty cool voice why don't you drop me a line and we can start a boy band. On our debute night we can dummy N'SINK with a furry of hooks and steal their wallets.

The money wouldn't last us too long, but life is way to short to pass-up opportunities like that.

If you know where to get peyote you have to mail some too me, I'm dying to try it.

I know you won't let me down.

Well, am I drunk or am I drunk? I'm fucking drunk. I can't believe I 'm doing an update right now, little own making sure I use proper grammar and shit.

40oz are the best thing to ever happen to this world. How else can you get drunk for under $10? Man, without 40oz me and all of my poor ass friends would be sober and probably be able to make something out of ourselves. Thank AL for cheap BOOZE.

I take back what I said about Photoshop 9 6, Adobe paid me to put in a good word; IT'S THE BEST FUCKING THING to happen to me since... life 40oz's. Now that must be good!

I saw an interview with pot-tv and it was the wickidest coolest shit I've seen in a long time. The dude who runs that is a pure Genius, there's no doubt about it. I have never heard someone argue for human rights better than the dude who runs that site. It was a thing of beauty.

I have some drunk guy sleeping on the couch in my room and I am afraid that he is either going to wake up and puke every where, or wake up all freaked out and start smashing shit just for the hell of it. Please oh please don't break my computer; it's my best friend, next to the drugs.

Hell you can break it if you must, just leave me a little something to ease the comedown. Any Prescription will do . *Revisions made the next day.

Well I survived last night without any problems. I have a bit of a headache today, but not enough to stop me from drunking agian tonight. I'm so sick of cheap beer it's not even funny.

<Insert something clever here.> Goodnight.

I'm so fucking hungry right now, I feel like I'm going to cry. I would eat, but I don't dare break rule #6.

I'm going out very soon, but I'm broke as hell so that means 40oz's for the night. 160oz's of Black Ice and then I can finally have something to eat. Mmmm, greasy burgers are going to fill my stomach very soon.

BOOZE before MEAT and you're in the clear, MEAT before BOOZE and you've never been sicker. Shit, that didn't rhyme at all. Fuck it.

Is it possible to be so hungry that your stomach starts eating itself for food? If it is, I will let you know.

40oz #1 and my vision gets slightly blurry. 40oz #2 and walking in a straight line becomes difficult. 40oz #3 and everything becomes pear shaped and bad things begin to happen. If this page isn't updated by tomorrow evening you can assume that the Peel police got a hold of me and I would really appreciate it if you could come bail me out. Ok Rob?

I hear prison isn't too bad, after you get used to the sodomy.

If you don't fuck off my foot and your ass are going to ingage in some very rough sex.

Today I joined the few, the proud, the WinME users. So far it seems a hell of a lot smoother than Win98se. I suggest that you give it a try, but just make sure that you don't actually buy it. I also installed Photoshop 6 and it's impossible. Why the hell do they have to change something that doesn't need changing? God damn.

If you are as fed up as I am with this whole election delay bullshit STAND UP and fight with me! Go out and punch your local candidate right in the forehead.

Or sleep with his wife.

You better get out of here now, my foots getting horny

Well, I got told! Some dude named "R4KE" mailed me explaining that if nobody at all, yea...NOBODY voted that the House would elect a dude to run the show. I figure that I'll take his word for it. I don't live in the States and I normally try to stay away from politics anyways.

Just for the record I still think it's a fucked up idea, or maybe the weed has gotten to me. It must be the best weed

Enough is enough, I have to go out and get all stupid, all this logical thought is driving me sane.

SAY YES TO AL!