I was all stoned today sitting in front of my computer today thinking of something to. It hit me;

What if NOBODY voted?

I mean nobody at all, not the candidates, party members, students, or old people, so in other words, NOBODY. OK, I think you get the point.

Billy boy Clinton can not be President again, so he's out. Bush, Gore and all those other slick dicks need to be elected. Would "The Poeple" take over? If you have any idea about what would happen if nobody voted, let me know. This is driving me nuts.

HAVE WE NOT HAD ENOUGH?!

From: awitham@funcow.com Subject: you shouldn't....

you really shouldldnt make fun of the Lord like that! he IS the creator of all and our saviour! you have no right. Jesus should not be made fun of by ignorant people like you! He died for our sins you ASSHOLE! hell is where people like you go!

OK....PROVE IT!

I really didn't think I would get this sort of response from my readers. I guess he just hasn't found AL yet, maybe one day he will be a born again ALien. Come, see The Light, and walk forward into your new life where you will flourish in BOOZE and MEAT.

I've gotten a few e-mails asking me what the hell is wrong my page, and people asking why it doesn't work when they're using Netscape. What do I have to say about this? Good!! I fucking know already, I hate Netscape and you should hate it too!

Whatever.

I'm back from my trip to Guelph but I never made it to the Peel Pub. Most of the night is just a haze to me.

You can check the DrugLife section to hear how fucked up my night was. BOOZE in many, many forms. I'm paying for it today though, I'm in very rough shape.

On Thanks Giving I went drunking with a few friends and by the end of the night one of us had gotten arrested and charged with assaulting a police officer. I'm trying to get my friend who got arrested that night to write a blurb for the FuckPeelPolice section of the page. When the cops got him to the station they beat the fuck out of him and we took pictures of him the next day, I'll be posting the pictures as soon as the story gets written.

If you haven't seen the myniggas link on the side there you have to check it out. It's the funniest web site I have seen in ages. The site itself is completely pointless but none the less good for some cheap entertainment.

My back hurts from sleeping on the floor up in Guelph so you better check out the story because I'm going to kick myself for taking the time to write it for no reason. So go, now!

Kiyak(c); Referring to everything and anything. A descriptive word, ie: The weed I bunned last night was Kiyak. Kiyak in that instance took the place of the word "shit." Normally Kiyak is used to describe something in a negative way, How was your date last night? It was Kiyak. The reason your date was probably Kiyak is because you didn't get any MEAT.

A new bar opened in Guelph a few days ago called Peel Pub. It's the third location of Peel Pub, the other two are located in Toronto and Montreal. Cheap cheap beer, 1 gallon pictures, I can't wait. More beer than you can shake a stick at, and at an affordable price, what more could you want? Hopefully it's decent beer though and not some Kiyak that Peel Pub buys on the black market or makes themselves. Homemade beer is shit.

I have to work on my pick-up lines so if you know any good ones you have to let me know. I normally just use "Fuck me if I'm wrong but you want to fuck me." Its only worked a few times though.

This page will be moving to DrugLife.org very soon. So no more of this Geocities bullshit. After that, it should be no later than December when DrugLife.net will be up and running.

I am looking for a flash artist that is willing to make a nice looking banner, or at least some buttons for the site. I'm not offering anything for doing this other than links, or maybe some cookies laced with dope if you live close to me.

The banner would preferably include; the Anti-Swooshtika, the asfuckfish, the smoking sign and of course the site title. Other than that you can be as creative as you want.

The CopyWrittenShit section has now been added. You can go there to see pictures and terms that are completely original to this site. Anything that you see there is original to DrugLife.net and not taken from other web pages. If you want to use any of the copy written images, you can do so freely as long as you link to me, or say where the image came from.

Bermer'sGuideToReligion is also up and running. Head over there and find out what the real deal with religion is. You will be enlightened. I promise. Contact me here if you wanna join because the members list is growing.

BECOME A BROTHER. WORSHIP AL.

It isn't pretty, it isn't pretty at all. I'm going nuts sitting here, I have to go smoke a joint. I have the weed, under the bed, have the papers, under the bed, I just have to get off my ass and go smoke it. This has got to be the worst kind of laziness of all. Lord oh Christ what is happening.

I'm continuing my work on the "Win Big Cash" program. You can check out the latest version right here. Like I just said, it's in the beta stage so it's buggy as hell still. That means that if you do guess the correct number, you don't win fuck all.

The fist story has been added to Druglife . You don't have to believe me, hell, I'm sure you won't, but the story their now, and all stories to come are fact. They all happened to me, proud, ashamed, but all true!

Take the time to vote over on the right there. Why? Cause it's fucking fun!

I have to stop typing, I'm starting to sweat.

A friend of mine was set up with some sket bomb the other day and he struck out. He went out thinking that he was going to stab that and all he did was go home and tug his own rope. Pathetic.

Ya know, sometimes I think about things... "Oh really Rob! Bull Shit!" Well, believe it or not, but I do. If you haven't already guessed, I'm about to tell you about it. So you might as well get lost and do something worthwhile.

The "Main Stream" is bullshit, or is it? Say you are an up coming music artist (such as Eminem or Kid Rock) and you get offered some big deal that gives you lots of cash, hoes, drugs, and whatnot... What would you do? Here's the problem; You love money, sluts, and drugs, but you don't want to sell out. Do you do all of the video's and record signings that are supporting your filthy habits, or do you tell the big business fags to shove it! Basically do you do what you've been doing for the past years of your life, or do you make some fancy music video where you are portrayed as being such a cool dude, meanwhile you voice is being dubbed over by a studio session and your complaining because you haven't had a manicure in a few days. You decide, I already have.

Introducing the "Anti-Swooshtika". Fuck you Nike wearing fashion Nazi.

The masses unite to purchase the same over priced line of clothing. FUCK INDIVIDUALISM! What do we need to express individuality in the way we dress when we can have comfort knowing that everyone looks the same. Is wearing some fancy pansy shirt that some poor Mexican kids got paid 3 cents to make a good thing? Or the fact you overpaid $175.00 for it, plus tax.

I envy you. Man, I really do. I have to go get some new clothes, or maybe I'll just burn my money and roll around in my dogs pancakes.