2. If it's true that what we are is what we eat, I could be you by morning!

3. How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?

4. I was about to go masturbate and I need a name to go with your face.

5. My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.

6. Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would love to tap that ass.

7. If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was Christmas, could I meet you between the holidays?

8. You remind me of a championship bass: I don't know whether to mount you or eat you!

9. Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.

10. Could I touch your belly button...from the inside?

11. I'm not to good at algebra, but doesn't U + I = 69?

12. How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I'll put my head in.