Worship AL.

Before we get any further, it must be clear that there is no "Christ", "God", or "Jesus". There is, was, and was only ever AL; THE CREATOR OF ALL THAT IS GOOD!

Under the rule of AL, the faithful worshipee will hold the following as Holy.

1. MEAT; The MEAT catagory consists of the following: Beef, poultry, fish sticks, pork, girls, etc.

2. BOOZE; Though the name my seem constrictive, AL is easy going. BOOZE represents all alcohol and all drugs of any form.

AL's 10 Commandments.

The faithful followee of AL shall follow these Commandments or suffer the consequences.

1. Thou shall kill.

2. Thou shall not kill a pumpy. (YES! a pumpy, not a puppy!)

3. Thou shall not entice in MEAT until enticing in BOOZE on a Friday.

4. Thou shall help thy Brother. (Brother refering to fellow AL worshipees.)

5. Thou shall go no longer than one week without MEAT or BOOZE.

6. Thou shall share their MEAT and BOOZE if thy brother is without any.

7. Thou shall judge thy neighbour.

8. Thou shall oppose the opposition.

9. Thou shall fight together and against the man.

10.Thou shall disrespect, and irritate the police. (Especially the Peel Police.)

The Consequences.

The faithful followee of AL will inflict upon themselves the following punishment after violating one of the Commandments.

-Thou shall go an ENTIRE weekend (Friday, Saterday, AND Sunday) with NO MEAT and NO BOOZE.

This punishment should be more than enough to persuade the AL followee to change his or her ways and stop sinning. For the weekend is the time when the AL followee entices the most in the Holy MEAT and the Holy BOOZE.